For those of you not familiar with the Jesus General, allow me to introduce you.

Jesus General, hivsters.

Hivsters, the Jesus General - God’s favorite mock-blogger who takes the conservative, Christian movement to the rhetorical woodshed. Think “Best in Show” or “The Office” meets Christian morality in writing.

(And by the way, the Jesus General is NOT a homosexual. What would ever give you that idea?)

Today, the Jesus General addresses the most recent blame-the-fags-for-it-all argument, that the moes with their desire to marry are responsible for the mass bird die-ins. Not familiar? See video below with the disturbingly sincere Cindy Jacobs of Generals International.

Follow the link for the General’s response in its entirity.

And God smote the wicked, but fashionably feathered, birds

Prophet Cindy Jacobs - Generals International

Dear Prophet Cindy,

It’s a shame so many people laugh at you, but I suppose that’s a trial all prophets must undergo. Still, one would think your Highway of Holiness initiative would have swayed a few of the unbelievers. Perhaps all those demons you exorcised from patrons of homosexualist bars along I-35 just jumped into someone else.

via Jesus’ General.

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